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 Yes, even Accountants have a sense of humor. We bring you these Accounting jokes as a way to make fun of our profession.

Of course, we don't find them a bit funny. Seriously, they aren't funny.

When does a person decide to become an Accountant?

When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker!

What's an Accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the Guest Comment Card!

Did you know there are just three types of Accountants?

Those who can count, and those who can't!

Do you know how to drive an Accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way!

Why did the Auditor cross the road?

Because she looked in the file, and that's what they did last year!

What is an extroverted Accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while she is talking to you instead of her own!

What is the definition of an Accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand!

A job interview is in progress, and a bright and experienced accountant is interviewing for a position of a CFO. He is being interviewed by the members of board of directors and a CEO. During the interview the CEO suddenly asks: "Tell me, what is seven multiplied by three?" The accountant thinks fast and tells "22." Once the interview is over the accountant goes out, takes out the calculator and finds the answer - 21, disappointed, he goes home. Next morning he gets a call from the CEO, "Hey, you got a job." The accountant is pleasantly surprised. He cannot but ask, "Thank you very much for the job but what about seven multiplied by three?" The CEO tells him - "of all the candidates we interviewed, you came the closest."

A man lands on a hot air balloon in the middle of the desert, not knowing his whereabouts he looks around. Along walks another guy so the balloon man asks "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Sure" says the other one "longitude 23'45", latitude 34'12". "Oh," says the balloon man, "you must be an accountant" "As a matter of fact, I am, how did you know?" "Well, you just gave me a very precise piece of worthless information." " I see" says the accountant "and you must be a consultant." "You are right, how did you know?" "As long as you're up in the air, you seem to know where you're going, but as soon as you get down to earth, you're lost."

An auditor is hard at work auditing a manufacturing plant. He spots one worker at the end of the shift, that worker is always carrying a wheelbarrow covered with an opaque cloth. The auditor is certain something is fishy. He asks the security to check the wheelbarrow. After many surprise checks, security finds nothing. On the last day of the audit the auditor goes to the worker and asks, "Alright, I give up. I know you are taking something. I cannot prove it. I do not want to pursue it. I just want to know. What are you stealing?" The worker replies, "Wheelbarrows."

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